Saturday, June 03, 2006

The Shrub


Due to impish activities which lead to the disappearance of The Shrub's (aka Vic's) photo collection she has taken to the act of theft to place offensive images of The Fobbit onto this blog. Apologies given.

The Shrub is an apt name for Miss Victoria Louise who enjoys spending most of her time in shrub like clothing (otherwise known as 'night wear'). Her beautiful pink poker dot baggy trouser-like apparel accompanied with green 'T shirt' enable her to blend in well with our meadow (exciting news of which will come later in the day).

Her art of irrevision seems to know no bounds and seems to be resulting in mass hysteria. A tricky situation for a Fobbit-like person to resolve. Another disaster struck this afternoon which involved the consumption of 5 doughnuts. Hannah Lady (aka Fatty) should be proud.

For those concerned, prayers for Stinker have so far been answered: she has escaped the house of bond-idge to spend time with 'friends' in the park.

(Lou)

5 comments:

Heathfield Girls said...

Can't believe you put that picture of me on the internet - it was a set up!!!

Heathfield Girls said...

Hannah you're a fatty, just embrace it!

I would like to draw attention to the fact that the cake is actually decorated with the word 'FATTY'; both in truth and in love!

Vix

Heathfield Girls said...

Hannah you're a fatty, just embrace it!

I would like to draw attention to the fact that the cake is actually decorated with the word 'FATTY'; both in truth and in love!

Vix

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